Offended Much?

It is certainly very difficult to write about my relationships or any details of my life without first thinking  "Will so & so be offended?"  Or more importantly should I even care in the first place.   For the most part I mean no harm. As you should have already gotten Voni.Isnt.Perfect nor do I claim to be.  My blog is an avenue to display my thoughts for the sheer entertaintment of those who can respect it as such.  Now with that out of the way.... I need to get some things off my chest.

Feature Fridays: : CHYNA of Dollhouse Cosmetics

As of late, I've developed a slight addiction. Makeup. Now, I know this new found addiction is getting out of hand because I find myself skipping out on lunch just so I can spend quality time with my self-elected makeup artist at the MAC counter.  ((Her name I will NOT reveal. I DO NOT LIKE TO SHARE!!))

Around the time of my birthday I discovered that you can get your whole face painted if you talk a hot cup to one of the employees at the counter.

Excuse me miss... Can you teach me out to enhance the arch in my eyebrows??
Oh and while your up there, is it possible for you to apply these fab eyelashes?
It is my birthday today and I wanna look Hot. 

FASHION-ME-STA

Fashionista: self-proclaimed. Credible terminology if not abused: see Bling,  Pretentious. Imaginary. N/A

Fellow blogger over at Life & Times of a Stylista and I banter back and forth just a little about the over-usage of the word fashionista. Everyone is a fashionista. My Great-Aunt Pernease faithfully watches BET and guess what.. she too claims to be a fashionista.  While I encourage freedom of expression whether it is via an editorial piece, through a mere opinion, or by the style of clothing you wear; I just dont think sporting the Black Labels defines one as such.  As a matter of fact, I hear red-bottoms are extremely painful. I know for a fact True Religions jeans are not made for petite women with fat butts, and while I do have an LV bag I'd rather have the ability to eat at night before I go broke buying another just to keep up with the Kardashians!!! If your spending habits exceeds your need to EAT, the life of a FASHIONISTA just doesnt add up.

THE GAME : SEASON FLOP

After watching Season 3 faithfully, I had been convinced that The Game's producer Mara Brock Akil put the storyline of my life on blast for all the world to see. I could relate to Melanie's character so well I almost experienced an emotional breakdown when I found out Derwin cheated with Janae and even worse had gotten her pregnant.   How could this good-looking charming man be so ...so much like my ex? Sure enough Mara & Kelsey Grammar were somewhere in Brooklyn hiding in the bushes with a pen and pad writing down my experience with the man I had loved unconditionally. A man who had promised me the world only to find out the heartbreaking news that he had gotten his jump prego!  Yep, I was TEAM MELANIE.  At this point The Game was truly painful to watch. Thoughts of given up my addiction crossed my mind several times but of course I followed through until the end of the season.