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Saturday, September 25, 2010

Who You Lovin' Who You Wanna Be Huggin - Hot Dogs

The other night I met up with one of my best girlfriends and her co-worker in the city.  She scored tickets to the John Legend & The Roots concert and I figured I owed it to my readers to be able to recant the experience via VoniIsntPerfect.  

While on the A-train, all of us girls engaged in conversations mainly about men, dating and Hot dogs.  My girl's co-worker tells us a story about one of the worst dating scenarios in history.  If you thought my "Latin Girl" story was bad this tops the cake.

"This guy had been asking me out everyday for the past few months.  There was something about him that didn't sit right with me; however I finally decided to take him up on his offer to grab a bite to eat and watch a movie." 

My girl begins to giggle. I'm guessing she had already heard this story from her co-worker before.

"So we enter the movie theater and he asks me if I'd like something from the concession stand.  I told him I'd like 2 hot dogs and a drink. He recites my order and gets Nachos for himself.  The movie ends and as we are leaving the theater I turned to him and say "Well, where are we going for dinner?"

By now my girl is laughing hysterically and I already know the ending.

She continues...

"Don't you know he turns to me and says, "Umm, DIDNT YOU ALREADY HAVE TWO HOT DOGS??!!!!"

Needless to say she ended that DATE immediately.  That was the one and only Red Flag she needed to let her know this guy was a complete LOSER.


**Trust me when I say this is a true story.  If you have any dating stories you'd like to share, send them to my email address ---> Voni.Isnt.Perfect@gmail.com

1 comment:

"The Mad Man" Ronnie Spectaculor said...

Now just to give the brother a break and all but damn 2 hot dogs and a drink and first thing after the movie she thinks about is dinner. Shiiiit i wold have ended that date quick too, if I was him cause clearly he caught a hungry one!!!!!!